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I remove all of the h's in the kh's in my last name, just to save the sefeeds time, and me my sanity. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (28) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (3)

Mar 27, 2010 01:52 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (Female)

 

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Emrooz, my maman joon tried teaching me for an hour how to beshgan (the loud obnoxious snap persians do) until I could finally make the slightest sound. She then told me "But never do it in public, or around boys. It's unladylike. Only at parties and around your family" MLIP

 

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Every time I see someone on TV that is middle eastern, and say they're pretty, my dad responds with " oona irooniayan, meedooni?"
No, dad, the kardashians are Armenian. "Naa baba, Armenian as Iran oomadan!" He thinks everyone middle eastern has originated from Iran. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (90) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (10)

Feb 11, 2010 07:39 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (Female)

 

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Today, my mom and I were in the car and I turned on the radio. A rap song was on and my mom responded, "Eeenah cherah daran mesle sag ho ho mikonan? Een mozakhrafaro khamoosh kon! Saram raft!" Hahaha MLIP!!!

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (113) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (1)

Dec 22, 2010 07:07 AM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (Female)

 

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Emshab, both jackass movies were on TV. As I watched how one of the guys disguised his penis as a mouse, which then got attacked by a snake, my dad walked in... I don't think I need to explain how that argument ended. MLIP.

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Every time I do something wrong when I'm at home or get a bad grade my mom says "saret ba kunet bazee meekoneh". I don't know how to repond to that. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (137) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (9)

Mar 5, 2012 04:15 PM - Parents - by persianprince (Female)

 

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My dad always calls my group of friends the persian mafia. MLIP

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Today, I promised myself I would only stay on MLIP for 5 minutes and return to work, but ended up staying 30 minutes and still dont wat to leave. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (70) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (16)

Feb 16, 2011 09:38 AM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (Female)

 

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My aunt's name is "Shadi" and everytime my brother and I call her, we end up yelling, "SHAAWTAAY" and cracking up....she looks at us like we're deevooneh

 

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Everytime i come back from school and i look at what my parents are watching its always doctors. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (23) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (7)

Aug 24, 2010 06:50 PM - Health - by Khanoom (Female)

 

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