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Today my friend's mom told us that she had a roomate in college and that one day they went to the store together and there was this really fat blond lady infront of them. Her and her friends start laughing and saying "vayy! een khanoomeh dare mitarkeh as chaghi!" as they were leaving the store, the lady turned around and said "salam haletoon khoobe?" MLIP

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today my mom was telling me about a "zoorgoo" neighbor who happens to work in elat market. she then proceeded to say "kesafat fekr mikoneh injam elat marketehhh, akhe harki taze hire misheh cashier ha ye dige besh zoor migan" we just moved in the building. i cant believe my mom made that comparisson-----> MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (7) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (8)

Jan 30, 2010 12:49 AM - Miscellaneous - by zoorgoh (Female)

 

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The only time I run fast is when my maman threatens me with her dampayee. MLIP.

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (270) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (19)

Mar 17, 2010 12:53 AM - Miscellaneous - by Eybaba. (Female)

 

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All my family does is stuff me with fruit and tell me to eat more. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (66) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (4)

Aug 2, 2010 12:11 PM - Food - by Anonymous (Female)

 

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Today, my maman told me not to ever EVER compare myself to ANYONE else. we got in the fight because she asked me why i don't study, i'm never modestly dressed and don't eat healthy like my friend. MLIP

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today, i was laughing while reading MLIP and my mom said "meedooni iraniyah chee megan? nokhodi bekhand"
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i dont get it. MLIP

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In the airplane, I watched Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief, I thought Logan Lerman was really cute and I told my madar, "Mom, isn't he cute?" my mom looked at the screen and said, "oh yeah, he is ce-ute! Uh, i mean no! dat is not de cute! I am cu-tar dan him!" Me: "Mom you just said he was cute!" Madar: " I tought u meant de Girl!" Me: "No mom, the guy" Madar: "oh..ok ya vatever" MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (49) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (9)

Jun 28, 2010 08:36 PM - Miscellaneous - by Logan-Mogan (Female)

 

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When I was a kid, I was embarrassed to eat lunch in front of other kids at school. All the kids would eat sandwiches packed neatly in a lunch box with an assortment of treats. Meanwhile, I had fessenjoon or saladeh olvie that always stunk up the room and made a mess.

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Today, a family of 5 were trying to catch a taxi ride, I drove toward them in my large taxi van and offered a ride. They attempted to persuade me into thinking they just realized they ran out of cash. With in a second a tiny taxi drove behind mine. Without hesitation they squeezed into the tight car handing the money over to the white driver. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (4) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (16)

May 31, 2010 01:00 PM - Work - by Dan (Male)

 

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Today, my mom saw me talking to a guy when she was picking me up from school. When i get in the car, she starts asking me excitedly questions about him, like whats his name, how old is he, is he persian, etc. She then starts to lecture me on why dating is bad, and how i'm only supposed to date to get married. MLIP.

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (72) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (2)

Feb 21, 2010 06:39 AM - Love - by Anonymous (Female)

 

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