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My Baba was out of town so we decided to Skype. He stops in the middle of our convo and leaves for 15 min to go make his chai. MLIP

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Today my eye was hurting. My maman told me not to touch and that she will be back in 2 minutes. She came back 10 minutes later with a cup of chai and told me to rinse my eye with it. MLIP

 

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6 years ago, I adopted a kitten whose name was Squirt. I had to change his name because my mom had a hard time saying "Squirt." It was either "eskevert" or "squwooert." What did his name end up being? Peeshy. My life is Persian.

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Today,i hugged and kissed relatives i have never seen before in my life. MLIP

 

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Emrooz,my baba got my name mixed up with my cat's name.MLIP.

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Emrooz I noticed that I call my parent's friends "khale"and "amoo" even though we aren't related.
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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (154) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (10)

Apr 23, 2013 03:46 PM - Family - by ata (Female)

 

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Last summer, I went to the supermarket with my mom. We went to go get a watermelon as my momon joon starts slappin the watermelon I ask her "what is wrong with you?!?" people start staring..MLIP!

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Whenever we go to a party my mom yells at me to zood basham dir shod but then she is the last one out the door.

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I got one of my sefeed friends to say "Iran" properly. Now we both get annoyed whenever someone says "Iran" incorrectly. MLIP

 

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Emrooz..Maman says it will be a 30 minute get together with some of her other persian friends- 4 hours later I see she hasn't moved from her seat and has a chai in her hand. MLIP

 

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My family and I only watch Shahs of Sunset because they are persian. MLIP

 

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Every time we walk by some people at the store and my dad goes "ehhh, ina irani hastan!!" I go "areh, look at their noses. " MLIP

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Only in a persian family is it ok to call someone a dog (sag), donkey (khar or olagh), seed of a dog/ son of a bitch (tokhmeh sag), crazy
(divooneh), son of a gun (pedar sookhteh), and other "bad words" on a daily basis. MLIPPP

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Today, I was wearing my faravahar necklace when a sefeed asked me what it was. I replied, Its a persian thing, you wouldnt know. MLIP

 

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Today, I said "akh" instead of "ow". MLIP all the way.

 

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My dad will never end bragging about how the indians, greek, and turkish all learned everything from the persians and what barbarians they were before we invaded them. MLIP

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Today we went out and my dad starts a conversation with a random Persian, by the end of the conversation my dad calls me and says, "Parnaz joon, did you say salam to amu?" MLIP

 

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I was talking on the phone with my khale in Iran and she goes "man barat khastegar peyda kardam!" Khale... Im 15. MLIP

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So today my volleyball team lost our match really bad. I went home and had ghormeh sabzi as comfort food. I feel better now. MLIP

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Oonrooz, we had someone at our house doing paint and my parents made kaboob and they offered him some and to eat, while eating they go on and say how persians have the best food, and they were the best empire how they created everything. M L I tooo P

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That moment when you hear a baba karam song and your shoulders start twitching, and your hips begin to gher and you feel a need to grab a hat and a napkin. MLIP.

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My mamman never forgets her chai before she leaves the house. MLIP.

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I've noticed, that in Iran, they keep force feeding you, when you're not hungry. And then, when you gain weight because of it, they say "Chagh shodi! Khodeto laghar kon topoli". MLIP

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Deeshab, we had family over. If you're white, having family over is having your grandparents and MAYBE a couple of cousins over. If you're Persian, having family over means having every Persian in a 100 mile radius come to your house. MLIP

 

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Whenever a Persian friend comes by my mom always tells them "beyah too, man alon chai dam cardam!" MLIP.

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Today at the movies, my dad tried to save some money by buying me a 8 and under movie theater ticket. I'm 16. MLIP.

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Emrooz i had an infection in my eye, my momonbozorg urged me to take a pambeh and dip it in chaii and rub it on my eye. Persian witch craft works. MLIP

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Today, my dad was reading something. He still uses the middle finger to point after being here for 30 years. MLIP

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Today, I was at a mehmooni. Saying goodbye took longer than the party itself. MLIP.

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Today when i got picked up after school, my mom gave me a handfull of tokhmeh and said bokhor. We had tokhmeh all the way home from school. MLIP

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My white friends don't understand how I can spot another Persian from a mile away. They ask me to explain it and I say "I just know." MLIP.

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Emrooz, my Baba told me that the word for popcorn in Farsi is "choss-e-fil." This literally means fart of elephant. MLIP.

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When we say goodbye at mehmoonies 20 min. later were still at that house

 

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Today, I had to explain to my friends that Persian is the same as Iranian, MLIP.

 

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One time I left my homework at school and my father wrote a note to my teacher saying "please excuse my daughter she left her SHIT of homework at school" lol MLIP

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Everytime I go to the mall with my mom she always takes forever to decide which clothes she wants at the end she leaves with nothing. At the end she says " lets go, i can buy this same shirt/pants at ross for a cheaper price" MLIP

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In geography class when we're reading about Iran, I am the only one who says "ee-ron". Everyone else looks at me and says "You're pronouncing it wrong, it's I-ran." Nothing gets me more mad than this. MLIP

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Today, I had to be somewhere at 8. My mom yells "posho its 7:50!" I freak out and run downstairs. it was only 7:15.
I hate the persian rounding system. MLIP :)

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Today, I went to a Persian party, and the day before, and the day before....

 

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Today my friend asked me the difference between Persian and Iranian, and I told her not to get me started because the last time someone asked me that I went through a 2 hour explination ahah. MLIP.

 

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My parents think playing basketball will make you taller. MLIP

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Today, I asked my parents when I can date. They said after I get married. MLIP.

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (3318) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (247)

Dec 29, 2009 12:32 AM - Love - by yo_yo_yom (Female)

 

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Today my dad started slapping watermelons to see if they were good enough infront of the whole supermarket. MLIP

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My Mom buys makeup only when they offer gifts with purchase, which she keeps in the fridge so she can take as soghati ... Even when she has no immediate plans of going to iran. MLIP

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I always get a history lesson about the Persian empire from my baba..... MLIP

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Today I told my parents that I made a new friend at school, the first thing that came out of their mouth was "darseshoon khoobeh?" MLIP

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