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Today, My dad made me go to his rug store. I sold a $4000 rug. He gave me 5 dollars. MLIP

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Today my mom told me not to straighten my hair because it will cause my hair to thin. My grandma suggested to put almond oil in it "for estyle and health"MLIP

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today my mom was like
mom: how is your pretty friend meddicine?
me: meddicine??
mom:baleh meddicine
me: you mean maddison?
mom: thats vhat i said!!
hahaha
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Today, I asked my parents when I can date. They said after I get married. MLIP.

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (3318) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (247)

Dec 29, 2009 12:32 AM - Love - by yo_yo_yom (Female)

 

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I always have to explain to my non Iranian friends why there is a watering can in my bathroom. MLIP.

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when one of my dads friends calls him in public its like no ones around, he yells on top of his lungs " HALO JOONAM HOW VAR YOU" then when he laughs its not like "hahaha" its more like "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA" ... MLIP

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Today my dad called AT&T because our Internet was not "verkeeng". While reading off our account code he said "k as in khoresht" MLIP

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Today, my grandmother asked me four times if I wanted meeveh. I refused each time. Five minutes later, she brought me a massive plate of seeb, golabee, khiar, and huloo (beautifully prepared and arranged) and told me to finish it. MLIP.

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When I watch movies with my mom, she makes sure I close my eyes for all of the "sexy mexy" parts. I remind her that I'm 16 and I go to public school and I have already witnessed all things "sexy mexy". She responds: "ghalat kardi". MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (2786) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (104)

Feb 2, 2010 02:25 AM - Love - by santagold (Female)

 

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Emrooz, my little sister brought halva for lunch. She came home crying because everyone said she was eating poop. My maman decided the solution was to put more golab. MLIP.

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My Kabob bring all the boys to the yard and they're like where's the somagh? MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (39) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (4)

Jan 10, 2011 07:58 PM - Food - by Koush (Male)

 

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Today, I was at a persian mehmoonie. My maman went around to everyone and taroffed anar and other meevehs and when she got to me, she put the plate back on the table. When I asked her why, she said, "eyy baba! Bolansho khodet vardar deegeh! Mageh man nokaretam?!" Thanks mom. MLIP

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Today, my mom came to pick me up from school then this spanish women was infront of her and just stoped in the middle of the road and my mom was like BORO ONVAR KHESAFAT!!! and i was like Maman! nemekhad fosh bedi hala!!!

 

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Emrooz, i wake up early to go study for midterms so i casually refuse to eat breakfast first. My mom then proceeds to make me a omelet sandwich (in pita bread, of course) and kheeyarshour inside and walks into my room with chaii asal. THANK YOU MOMMAN FOR NEVER LETTING ME STARVE :D! Mlip

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I always giggle in my head a little when I write "cos" on my precalculus homework. MLIP

 

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today i was doing SAT practice. my maman came up behind me and grabbed my head and started kissing it. a moment later she said,"ageh stupid beshi mikoshamet!" MLIP

 

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today, i texted my mom "anger managment" because she spazzed out over every little thing. her response "sag too roohe pedare pedar saget" MLIP!

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Today my mom walked into my room while I was studying and found an empty can of Red Bull in my room. She practically had a heart attack and yelled at me for 20 minutes because apparently energy drinks are a gateway drug to other things like "herovin" and "ker-ack." MLIP

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My dad fails to recognize my existance until I say "Sob be khair" in the morning. MLIP.

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whenever I ask my Baba something he says after I eat my chai I will answer. I never find out mlip

 

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