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Today, my mom said my baby's head smelled like aab goosht, and proceeded to tell me to bathe him. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (30) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (0)

May 16, 2010 03:05 PM - Food - by m (Female)

 

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Today , my maman and baba tell me that i will be working at Mcdonalds because i got a B in math. MLIP

 

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When I was much younger my dad always use to call me pedarsag. I always agreed with him. MLIP

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Today, my mom asked me to clean my room and the upstairs area. Why? Because the cleaning ladies are coming tomorrow. MLIP

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today i asked my dad to give me a note saying why i was absent yesterday because i went to the doctors and he started by writing "in the name of god" thank god i read it MLIP

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Today, my mom and I were talking about nosejobs. And then I JOKINGLY said, "Vakhti man bozorgtar shodam, damagham ro amal meekonam." My mom, thinking I was serious, says, "Are, hala vakhti bozorg beshi koochiktar koni baraye soorartet behtare." I was so upset. MLIP.

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Today I realized that when i was little on all my holiday wish lists, i wrote "dear amoo norooz" rather than "dear santa clause". MLIP

 

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funny how english people always question why there is a watering can in my father's toilet...where as Persian's, greet it with joy. MLIP

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Today, I found tokhme shells on the couch in front of the tv...from my mom eating them while watching dancing veet de estars last night. MLIP

 

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Today my friends and I made fun of out teacher in farsi. He understood everything. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (103) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (9)

Jan 20, 2010 01:03 AM - Kids - by vay (Male)

 

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One time when my dad was ordering Spaghetti at Sbarro's he said, "no balls please" and the Mexican worker and I almost died of laughter. MLIP....

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Ye rooz, I took this quiz to see what my "ecological footprint" was, like what impact I had on the world, and when I saw the results, it said that it would take 4 Earths if everyone was to live like me, one of the biggest reasons why? The amount of food I eat. MLIP

 

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Ever since I made a mii for ahmadinejad, my dad has spent countless hours on the wii beating up "ahmaghi-nejad" in wii boxing round. oh, and he foshes while hes at it! wow, HLIP (his life is persian)! :)

 

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I went to Iran a few weeks ago for a funeral and bought dill for my parents. When I landed in America, I had to get past airport custom, where they check your luggage for unusual items. Next, they mistook the dill for weed, I had to go to the airport security and try to prove that this was only a kind of herb, not weed. I got out of airport security in the next 5 hours. MLIP

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Today, in school we were voted for superlatives. To my suprise and great excitement, I had won "Class Kindest". I came home, eager to tell my mother the news. Expecting a congratulations, my mother paused and stared at be blankly. "But who von class esmartest?." Should have seen it coming...MLIP.

 

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today, my dad went to buy milk and he came back 15 minutes later, when he entered the door my mom yelled "RAFTI GAV BIGIRI"?? MLIP.

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Its 12:51am March 22nd and our nowruz goldfish already died. My mom said, "khaban". MLIP.

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Emrooz, i was eating chips "joleye televizioeen" my maman came and said: alan jaroo kesheedam, bereezee zameen ba zaboonet jam mikonee MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (59) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (1)

Jul 29, 2010 12:09 PM - Food - by rosh (Female)

 

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I'm known as "Mustache girl" at school MLIP

 

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DOKHTARE AHMADABAD.. if you're persian, your probably in the mood to dance now. hahaha. MLIP

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Yesterday I took a test and my pencil broke in the middle of it........I yelled EEEHHH!!!! MLIP

 

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My baba called spongebob squarepants spongebox MLIP

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Today, I shaved my beard in the morning; it grew back when I got home from work. MLIP

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I'm looking for a plant waterer at Walmart, but can't find it! I ask a Walmart employee, and he takes me to the sprinklers instead. I say no no this isn't what I want, I want a jug with a handle. He looks at me all confused. Realizing his name tag said Farzan and I was getting no where, I say "shoma irooni hasti? Bebin, man ye aftabeh mikham!" to which he responds, "Oooo! Vaaaseee aafftaabehhh!" MLIP

 

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I am in college and whenever my parents call and ask "chizi nemikhay barat befrestim?" I always answer: Lavashak. MLIP

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I lost my tweezers a week ago and have been asking to borrow my roommates. Now won't stop asking me why i need to use them everyday. MLIP

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Today, baba called Lady Gaga "Lady Agha". MLIP

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My parents never say cheetos they prefer poofak. MLIP

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Today, I was at a gathering with my entire family (cousins, second cousins, etc) until the bill arrived. When it arrived, my grandfather casually left the table, approached the waiter, and told him that if he didn't let him pay the 300$ bill, he would never return to the restaurant. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (68) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (2)

Jan 31, 2010 11:22 PM - Food - by vafa (Male)

 

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