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I always have to explain to my non Iranian friends why there is a watering can in my bathroom. MLIP.

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (3224) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (127)

Jan 30, 2010 01:16 PM - Miscellaneous - by aftabeh (Male)

 

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Today, I told my parents that I wanted to get married to a rich Persian guy so I could drop out of school. They thought it was the greatest thing they had ever heard. MLIP.

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (433) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (127)

Feb 1, 2010 10:57 PM - Love - by goozoo32 (Female)

 

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Today, my persian boyfriend and I were eating at colbeh, I realized I had never asked him where his family was from in Iran...he looked at me with half of his marz sandwiche in his mouth and said TEHRAN BABY....then silence...he swallows and you azizam. I said nothing...his reply... OH GOD !YOUR TORK!!! I KNEW YOU WERE TOO LIGHT TO BE TRUE! then i cooked for him....hes not complaining anymore MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (65) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (126)

Feb 10, 2010 09:15 AM - Love - by Rebijon (Female)

 

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I love when i see a real estate sign that says "Please contact Paul Najafi" Please son. How do you get Paul from Aynullahe baba karam? MLIP.

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (343) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (125)

Jan 7, 2013 03:20 PM - Work - by hiyah! (Female)

 

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Deeshab i wanted to sleep over a friendss house.. my parents said no because she has an older baredar. MLIP.

 

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My girlfriend/fiance broke up with me because she found out I smoked weed once, 7 years ago (she was iranian) MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (72) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (121)

Feb 28, 2011 05:00 PM - Love - by sinam (Male)

 

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My father's name is Mehrzad, however he introduces himself to all of my sefeed friends as "Peter". There is absolutely no correlation between the two. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (1413) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (119)

Jan 20, 2010 08:33 PM - Money - by Ghod's Son (Male)

 

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Today, while at Charshambeh Soori, I came to the conclusion that Persians are the reason for pollution. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (105) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (119)

Mar 17, 2010 12:58 AM - Miscellaneous - by tonja121 (Female)

 

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Today, I went to a wedding and got 3 khastegars. I'm 16. MLIP.

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (925) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (118)

Jan 20, 2010 02:14 AM - Miscellaneous - by for talia, love nicole  (Female)

 

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Today I realized David from " David and Ashley" is my hero...MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (13) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (116)

Feb 19, 2010 12:48 AM - Miscellaneous - by nixx26 (Female)

 

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