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Today, my friends called me a terrorist because of my brown skin and persian root. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (117) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (141)

Jan 5, 2010 03:01 AM - Miscellaneous - by koonaa (Female)

 

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I have mahi on thanksgiving MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (240) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (141)

Apr 23, 2013 03:53 PM - Family - by HOSSEIN7 (Male)

 

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Theres nothing left to say other than MLIP.

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Every time my mom makes gondi, dolmeh, or kabab I always find hair in it... ."MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (43) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (134)

Sep 23, 2010 10:39 PM - Food - by j star (Female)

 

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When I go out, my mom doesn't ever call me to check up on me. When I asked her why, she responded with "dashtam doa mikardam ke homelessa bebaranet." MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (49) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (133)

Aug 15, 2011 01:50 PM - Parents - by Sona (Female)

 

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Today, I taroffed with my sefeed friend and when she accepted, I thought she was being rude. MLIP.

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (2529) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (131)

Dec 29, 2009 12:32 AM - Love - by yo_yo_yom (Female)

 

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Today, my dad started besh-ganding (the really loud persain snap type thing or whatever the hell it is) to the song Tik Tok by Kesha in the car. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (1858) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (131)

Jan 23, 2010 02:14 AM - Miscellaneous - by whitewashed (Female)

 

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My name is Ali and I am Persian, but when I meet girls in the club I tell them I am Tony and am Italian. I even do the fist-pump to prove it to them. MILP.

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (22) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (131)

Feb 1, 2010 08:34 PM - Love - by rayray1 (Male)

 

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Today, I realized that the ratio of good looking persian girls to good looking persian guys is like 5:1 MLIP

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I've been dating my Persian girlfriend for 9 months now. I can't wait 'till we get married so I can finally get laid. MLIP.

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (120) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (128)

Feb 6, 2010 02:22 AM - Love - by Kia Kam (Male)

 

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