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i currently dont live at home (i moved to israel) but after reading 20 pages of this website this morning , i just HAD to make myself tadig and defrost the TUB of ghormeh sabzi that my grandmother left in the freezer ("baraye eeemergencie") the week she came to visit ;). MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (57) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (170)

Mar 12, 2010 01:03 PM - Food - by Anonymous (Female)

 

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My baba makes me play violin so I can become better than Bijan Mortazavi. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (463) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (167)

May 29, 2012 12:05 PM - Family - by xTaraX (Female)

 

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today i told my mom that that a friend of mine who is a girl is picking me up because im not allowed to talk to boys. all of sudden my mom calls me like, "man as balkon tora deedam. sara keh porche nadareh." i confesed that i was with a boy and that his names david and yes hes persian. my strick mother hears porche and a jewish name and tells me, "khob boro khosh bash." MLIP

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Today my dad picked me up early from my friends house because he thought I was a Lesbian and asked me what the neighbors would think... MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (35) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (160)

Feb 14, 2010 11:58 AM - Love - by Anonymous (Female)

 

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My parents always told that if I ever get married, it doesn't matter if he's persian, black, white, or latino. As long as he's rich, he will have their blessing. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (57) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (158)

Sep 1, 2011 05:29 AM - Parents - by sona (Female)

 

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My parents take notes at my parent teacher interviews. MLIP.

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I'm 19 but I still laugh when I hear the word gooze. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (551) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (155)

Apr 23, 2013 03:53 PM - Family - by Persianprincess (Female)

 

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Today, I noticed that pretty much every single iranian at my schoool is dum, and I am one of them. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (10) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (154)

Apr 9, 2011 11:27 PM - Miscellaneous - by Iranian27 (Male)

 

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Persian people refer to the thing that cooks food really really quickly as the "MACROwave" way too often... please realize that would be a radio. It has been, is, and will always be a MICROwave! Learn English!!!
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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (41) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (151)

Jun 2, 2010 01:18 PM - Miscellaneous - by had95abha (Male)

 

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My dad has every type of alcohol in the liquor cabinet, but no one in my family drinks it. Except for the me and my friends. MLIP.

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (41) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (150)

Jun 8, 2010 03:55 PM - Food - by Anonymous (Male)

 

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