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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (2534) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (524)

Dec 18, 2009 07:09 PM - Miscellaneous - by ali (Male)

 

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Today at Subway, the Pakistani cashier asked if I was from Pakistan. I said, "naw, playa, Iran." 2 minutes later he said: "Nouri Al-Malaki is a shiite and he's no good." I answered: "Playa, I said Iran. But you know us Shiites we embrace death. Give me my veggie delight." MLIP

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Jan 12, 2010 04:00 PM - Food - by PlayaPlease (Male)

 

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Yesterday I tried to do the 2kiss on cheeks to my great aunt, who is like 80. She accidentally turned her head, and I found myself kissing her on the lips. She didn't stop me, but when it ended she winked at me....MLIP

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Jan 29, 2010 08:41 PM - Miscellaneous - by grossedout (Male)

 

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Today I shaved...and now I have to shave again. MLIP

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Jan 7, 2010 12:06 AM - Health - by koon (Female)

 

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Today, I found this website AND mylifeisarabic.com My life is complete. MLIP

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Jul 22, 2010 12:51 AM - Miscellaneous - by Egypt (Female)

 

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I am considered a freak of nature because I'm not hairy and I have never waxed in my life before. MLIP

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Jul 2, 2011 08:02 AM - Hair - by ghazanfar (Female)

 

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Today, I woke up hungover, groggy, and with throw up still on me. My angry Persian mother walks into my bedroom with a glass of orange juice, saying "Bokhor! Fekr kon Grey Goose-eh!". Now that's my kind of woman. MLIP.

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Feb 26, 2010 11:26 PM - Food - by Nina The Ballerina (Female)

 

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Today, I went into Starbucks and accidentally asked for a Icepack instead of a frappuccino. MLIP.

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (239) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (329)

Feb 7, 2010 09:31 AM - Food - by Anonymous (Female)

 

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My mom has had more plastic surgery than Heidi montag. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (199) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (322)

Feb 4, 2010 01:12 PM - Miscellaneous - by Persiancat (Female)

 

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Today my parents bought new furniture and covered it with plastic. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (2444) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (319)

Jan 9, 2010 02:37 AM - Miscellaneous - by aaaddmm (Male)

 

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