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Today I was taking a political science test in the library when some persian guy comes up to me and asks me if i can take it for him afterwards. I agreed knowing we had different tests. I got a 88 for myself and a 96 for him... he then yelled at me thinking he got a 90 percent.... when I got home I started laughing and telling my parents the story.... they spanked the shit out of mee.... fuck MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (11) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (104)

Jan 31, 2010 01:32 PM - Love - by shervinloveterekon (Male)

 

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When I watch movies with my mom, she makes sure I close my eyes for all of the "sexy mexy" parts. I remind her that I'm 16 and I go to public school and I have already witnessed all things "sexy mexy". She responds: "ghalat kardi". MLIP

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Feb 2, 2010 02:25 AM - Love - by santagold (Female)

 

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When my dad first came to America, he thought that if he touched a black person the color would rub off on him. MLIP.

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (60) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (103)

Nov 27, 2011 12:08 AM - Parents - by MMST (Female)

 

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Today at the movies, my dad tried to save some money by buying me a 8 and under movie theater ticket. I'm 16. MLIP.

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Oct 8, 2012 11:19 AM - Money - by sexypersian11 (Male)

 

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Today, my mammabozorg told me I was getting too thin. She then shoveled rice, tahdig and khoreshteh bademjoon on my plate. Then, my mom told me I was too fat and took my plate away. MLIP.

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Jan 21, 2010 01:32 AM - Food - by !!! (Female)

 

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Today i told my parents i want to be a doctor... my mom started to cry tears of joy. MLIP

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Jan 10, 2010 01:54 PM - Work - by aadmm (Male)

 

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Today, my college had a persian dinner. For entertainment, we did a skit where I played a Persian girl who just met my brother's sefeed girlfriend. I walked past her and exclaimed, "Mom, next time I get a nose-job, I want that nose!" MLIP

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Mar 16, 2010 12:02 AM - Work - by michnavi (Female)

 

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scenario: breakfast
pajama shirt says: heart breaker.
Persian dad says: Don't ever ver dis outside. vat de hell is dis.
I'm 16 and have barely spoken to a boy.
MLIP and I HATE IT

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (43) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (98)

May 16, 2010 03:32 PM - Kids - by embarassed (Female)

 

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Today, I realized why my boyfriend likes to soap me up in the shower; it's because he is really using nair. MLIP.

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Apr 4, 2011 11:16 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (Female)

 

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Emrooz i went to coffee beans with my friends. guess what? we made our own drinks from ice cold water mixed with liquid sugar and small packages of liquid lemon! the sefeeds were giving us looks. fuck themm we saved mooolah. omg-> MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (51) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (97)

Jan 27, 2010 08:42 AM - Money - by zibaa (Female)

 

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