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Today, I slept with my blond girlfriend. I have no plans on marrying her. MLIP.

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Dec 29, 2009 12:31 AM - Love - by perziannnn (Male)

 

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I have a crush on a persian guy... MLIP!!!

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Dec 29, 2009 06:56 PM - Love - by ; (Female)

 

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The other night we had wraps for dinner and as I was rolling some beef into some pita bread, my dad goes, "Roll it like a joint!" MLIP.

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Feb 18, 2010 05:40 PM - Food - by Anonymous (Female)

 

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While my dad and I were playing backgammon, my mom was changing the channels when she landed on soft-core porn. She contently watched it, until I yelled "avaz kon!". She repleid, "boro baba, pussy nabosh". MLIP

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Today, i told my new boyfriend i want to lose my virginity to him, yeah i dont count the other 6 times MLIP.

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (176) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (1059)

Feb 6, 2010 02:06 AM - Love - by heghdah (Female)

 

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today i used my girlfriend as a blanket. MLIP

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I eat pizza with ketchup...MLIP! :)

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Jan 3, 2010 10:55 PM - Food - by ZzzZ (Male)

 

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Today my friend saw a penny on the floor, runs and screams PENNY, and puts it in her piggy bank for her 'homeless foundation'. Then, runs around screaming asking everyone for donations. MLIP

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Jan 26, 2010 11:40 PM - Money - by bahar (Female)

 

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I eat lettuce with syrup. MLIP

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Today I realized that one of my biggest life long dreams would be for mylifeispersian to get an iPhone app. If you agree with me and want an app vote areh your life is Persian. MLIP

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Jan 31, 2010 02:05 PM - Miscellaneous - by PepepepepepersianaBanana (Female)

 

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