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Today, I sprayed myself with an entire bottle of Ed Hardy cologne and went to the gym to do curls for four hours. I still ended up smelling terrible ten minutes in. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (23) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (57)

May 13, 2011 12:54 PM - Health - by Anonymous (Male)

 

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Emrooz, I wasn't feeling too well so I told my mom and she tells me to go take some Robert Hossein (Robitussin) for my cough. MLIP

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Today I called my sister a douche in front of my dad and he asked me what it meant. I told him it means "shower." MLIP.

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (77) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (3)

May 9, 2011 10:05 PM - Health - by Meow (Female)

 

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My family has been telling me to get a nose job since age 6. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (122) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (10)

May 1, 2011 04:43 AM - Health - by drgh (Female)

 

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Few days ago I waxed my legs and I wasn't suprised to see how much hair was on the wax strip after removing the hair. MLIP

 

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My family all went for our doctor's appointments together. We had been five minutes late, but our doctor was 2 hours late. He was Persian too. MLIP.

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (91) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (2)

Apr 28, 2011 03:00 PM - Health - by Parisa (Female)

 

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My legs have built up an immunity to my razor. MLIP

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Emrooz, I cried because of how hairy I am. Then I realized I can just wax until I finally get laser hair removal. Sigh MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (91) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (1)

Apr 22, 2011 04:26 PM - Health - by Pashmaloo (Female)

 

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Today, I thought about getting a nose surgery. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (31) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (4)

Apr 17, 2011 11:27 PM - Health - by Mojojojo (Female)

 

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Emrooz, my baba yelled at me to come downstairs. When I arrived, I saw a bald guy wearing tight pants rolling on in the grass on Iranian Satellite. My dad enthusiasticaly said "It ees yoogah! Yoo shood teri eet, ees very fun and gooood for the heart!" um, no thank you, dad. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (53) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (12)

Apr 21, 2011 02:48 PM - Health - by yoogah (Female)

 

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