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Today, I was at the mall with my friends, when my mom sent me a text saying "i am vatching you ;)". Instinctivly, I turned around to see a bunch of 45 year-old women wearing black from head to toe with fake blonde hair and dark eyebrows, gigling and pointing at me. MY MOM SENT PERSIAN SPIES AFTER ME! what has the world come to? MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (135) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (4)

Apr 24, 2011 01:19 PM - Kids - by likeohmygawd (Female)

 

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Today, I was watching Iranian Satellite, when suddenly (wait for it...wait for it...) PERSIAN TELLETUBBIES came on!!! The telletubbies were called Topoloohah (fat people) and spoke in farsi with adorable accents. The best part? Tha narrarator kept reffering to Tinky Winky as "Teenky Veenky". Me and my brother spent three hours watching it, and were both in college. Cutest. Show. Ever!!! MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (102) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (4)

Apr 25, 2011 10:48 PM - Kids - by Topoloohah Fan (Female)

 

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I volunteer as an assistant for a farsi school near my house every saturday. Last week, the school was having a barnameh and the teacher was trying to convince all the kids to come. she was saying things like, "kheyli ghashange," and "hatman beeyain."
There was an awkward silence for a couple seconds and then this kid in the back goes, "Kabob meedan?" He made my day. MLIP

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Apr 25, 2011 02:49 PM - Kids - by masto kheeyar (Female)

 

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On christmas while in Las Vegas my parents and I were in the lobby and saw a couple of old people wishing each other a merry christmas. We approached them then said have a very kiry christmas. They replied, Thanks you to.MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (22) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (22)

Apr 26, 2011 08:48 AM - Kids - by jonathan r (Male)

 

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Today, I told mamanam ke 'I love you!!' And she replied with 'khob, hala boro dore oon fesbook mesbooket!' MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (35) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (11)

Apr 23, 2011 12:30 AM - Kids - by alanegiii (Female)

 

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Deeshab, my sefeed friend was sleeping over when all of a sudden she got really quiet and scared. When I said "what's the matter?", she asked me in a whisper if my parents smoke pot. I laughed and said "of course not, why?"....and then I smelled the esfand that my mom was cooking downstairs. grrrr MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (86) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (2)

Apr 21, 2011 02:47 PM - Kids - by XERXESvillkillyoo (Female)

 

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I get called PEDARSAG on a daily basis :) MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (97) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (3)

Apr 16, 2011 12:17 AM - Kids - by lynettejoon (Female)

 

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I remember when I was younger my parents would invite mehmoon round and all the iranian kids would go and play upstairs. As soon as there were any loud noises, one of the parents would come upstairs and say 'hamsayeh dareh be police zang mizaneh!!'. We always fell for it. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (94) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (6)

Apr 11, 2011 08:58 PM - Kids - by tanya (Female)

 

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Today I asked my Dad "What happened to Condoleezza Rice?" and he replied by saying, "Tardeeg shod". MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (59) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (5)

Apr 9, 2011 11:26 PM - Kids - by venus1234567890 (Female)

 

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Today, my grandmother was going to leave me alone in a hotel room. She was about to leave, when she started to warn me not to go on the eyvoon because I might fall down. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (22) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (4)

Mar 29, 2011 08:01 PM - Kids - by Anonymous (Male)

 

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