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Name : Ilia -Esme kamelamo mikhay? Azzem bepors esstalker!
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Why is it that Swear words in farsi are way worse than the ones in English? Today i taught my dad the meaning of a "hoe" in english. we laughed and jokingly he pointed to my mom and said "She is my hoe?" and i said "ya, she is your jende". I get slapped and grounded for a week. MLIP.

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Feb 1, 2010 08:20 PM - Miscellaneous - by NavTheSav (Male)

Today I was trimming my arm and my clippers battery died... twice. MLIP

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Mar 2, 2010 07:56 PM - Health - by Assad (Male)

Everytime we stay in a hotel, my dad always takes the mini shampoo and conditioner bottles with him. I keep complaining how its so embarrassing. He replies with "Don't vorry abot et! I payed for dis ser-vees!" MLIP.

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Jan 31, 2010 04:17 PM - Money - by persian jigar (Female)

Today, I asked for my dad's credit card to buy concert tickets online. He told me that it is a waste of money and I should just gather my friends and listen to their CD at home. MLIP.

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Feb 26, 2010 01:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by vancouverite (Female)

you know your persian when you would give up cocacola any day to drink the legendary AB ALI doogh from those persian resturants. MLIP

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Mar 2, 2010 12:03 AM - Food - by dokhtarkhareji (Female)

Today, we had guests over. We had a good time and went outside with them when they were leaving. As we waved good-bye when they pulled out of the driveway, my parents began trash talking about them. MLIP

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Jan 29, 2010 10:44 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (Female)

Eskimos have 100 words to describe snow. We, Persians distinguish between gooz and chosss. MLIP

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Feb 15, 2010 11:26 PM - Miscellaneous - by ari_joon (Male)

"Mom, Can I go to Nicole's House"....."who?, I don't know who that iz"....Yes you do, she was just here 2 weeks ago".....No! I don't know her parents. I'm a senior in High school. MLIP

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Feb 3, 2010 10:31 AM - Miscellaneous - by TT (Female)

Today my mom thought the song "Imma Be" by Black Eyed Peas was saying "Im A Bee." Man zanbooram. -.- Shes like che ziba! it makes sence. Lmao noooo mom. it doesnt. MLIP

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Mar 3, 2010 12:54 PM - Miscellaneous - by doktarkhareji (Female)

Today, my father spent a gallon of gasoline looking for the cheapest gas station. On 12 gallons, we saved $.12 MLIP!

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Feb 3, 2010 02:09 AM - Money - by Sarbazeirani (Male)

Persian mamans cannot say the word "squirrel." 99 out of 100 will funk it up guaranteed. Ask your maman and see vat happens.

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Mar 6, 2010 07:55 PM - Miscellaneous - by Ghazamfar (Female)

Today I overheard at the Persian Store, "Vell, I said to him, 'Eskeroo you!'" MLIP

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Feb 8, 2010 02:48 PM - Miscellaneous - by Hooman (Male)

I was helping my mom in the kitchen one day. She handed me a ziplock full of chicken to label and put in the freezer. She said, "Roosh benevis tie chee-ken." Without thinking, I wrote, "Thai Chicken." She looked at it and yelled, "In chiye to neveshti?! Man goftam TIE CHEE-KEN!" I said, "That's what I wrote! THAI CHICKEN!" After arguing for 5 minutes, I realized she meant to say "chicken thigh." MLIP

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Feb 4, 2010 10:17 PM - Miscellaneous - by aroosak (Female)

today my mom made shir moze for me as I got out of bed. After drinking it and thanking her for the fabulous shir moze... I noitced all the "rotton bananas" were gone... -MLIP

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Feb 3, 2010 03:31 AM - Food - by RozP (Female)

Today my dad hung up on the phone after talking to me. If I did that I would get my ass kicked. MLIP

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Feb 21, 2010 07:43 AM - Miscellaneous - by MA89 (Female)

My mom, my grandma and i are walking to the pool. As we walked through the park there was a couple getting wedding photos, and when we get closer my grandma says "congeragugalations....congeragu....cong.....i am happy for you".

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Mar 4, 2010 02:07 AM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (Male)

Today I made the mistake of saying "ahh, I don't feel like going to school on monday". My mom instantly thought I was going to drop out and gave me a 20 minute lecture which consisted of : "azizam, madresseh ayandato missaze... cinema raftan, tafriyat va youteyoube hich kari basseh ayandat nemiconan"...blablabla "tafriyat hamisheh hastesh, television jayee nemireh" . MLIP

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Feb 6, 2010 11:42 PM - Kids - by zahremar (Female)

Today my mom says "Bereem b*tch house begireem dameh darya." I'm like mom "its BEACH house." MLIP

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Feb 27, 2010 11:50 PM - Miscellaneous - by babycute242 (Female)

Today I was leaving for the airport to go on a trip, and my mom made me kiss the quran and walk under it, then chased behind me and threw a glass of water after me on the porch--my neighbors probably think we have a weird cult going on now.

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Feb 6, 2010 04:48 PM - Miscellaneous - by m (Female)

When I was a kid, I used to laugh with the other persians when our teacher used to say "It's doodle time everyone".

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Feb 25, 2010 02:48 AM - Kids - by rezabax (Male)

Everytime i want to go have some fun, my parents make me walk out the door guilty. It always starts with "bashe boro che karet konam" then as i'm getting ready they go "to ba in karat doktor nemishi hichi, gooztor am nemishi" MLIP

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Feb 11, 2010 01:37 PM - Miscellaneous - by kimia azari (Female)

You know your Persian when someone brings up the movie "300" and you immediatly start ranting about how that movie was all made up and falsely portrayed Persians. MLIP

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Feb 9, 2010 01:43 PM - Miscellaneous - by hjh (Female)

I graduated high school 9 years ago and still haven't gotten my bachelor's degree and in return I have to hear my dad constantly reminding me of when he came to this country 30 years ago barely knowing english and graduating in 3 years with a 4.0 GPA while working 2 jobs between Auburn and Atlanta... MLIP

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Jan 31, 2010 11:17 PM - Miscellaneous - by irooni83 (Male)

last night, iasked my mom if i can go out to my friends birthday, she said na to khaste nemishi enghad veli to khaiaboona? then i got ready and went anyway... when i was walking out the door she said "yani harfe man gooze dige" MLIP

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Feb 11, 2010 02:10 PM - Miscellaneous - by PP (Female)

Today my dad was telling me he has an "SUB stick" I can use to tranfer stuff from my old computer to my new one. I said, "you mean USB stick, Dad." He said, "Meedoonee chi meegam, I have that mareezee ANOREXIA." He meant DYSLEXIA! Mom my and I couldn't stop laughing. MLIP

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Feb 10, 2010 02:32 PM - Miscellaneous - by NegeenS85 (Female)

After complaining about having a bad internet connection, our dad decided to call the cable company himself because he said, "Shomaahaa balad nistin baahaashoon sobat konim." When the customer service rep picks up my dad says, "Hello Esteve, my daughters are chewing on me because antarnet does not vork." My sister and I had to go to our rooms because we were laughing too hard from that. MLIP

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Feb 6, 2010 12:59 AM - Food - by nannerbirdfly (Female)

Today, February 1, i got a new nice pair of shoes. My mom said it would be my birthday present. My birthday is May 23. MLIP.

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Feb 2, 2010 10:47 AM - Miscellaneous - by khaleh (Female)

Today, I asked my dad if I can go to mammoth this weekend to which he responded "darse maghe nadari???" After trying to reason with him and telling him that memories are formed on trips with your friends and not while studying, he says "memory beh darde ammat meekhore." MLIP.

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Feb 2, 2010 12:46 AM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (Male)

My American friend was over for dinner and finally after my dad continually called her "he" I said "Dad its SHE" and he says, "I am so liberal I don't descremenate between he and she." MLIP.

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Feb 4, 2010 11:41 PM - Food - by charmin (Female)

Emrooz, my throat was hurting me, so ahb-namak gergereh kardam. MLIP

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Feb 22, 2010 03:03 AM - Health - by 1/2persian (Female)

my parents always claim that they want equality for all and they're not racist. But when I asked them if i can date a non-persian girl they said "as long as she's not black or latino eyb nadareh." MLIP

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Feb 12, 2010 09:53 PM - Miscellaneous - by Farzin (Male)

Today we had a mehmooni at my house, my mom made probably 7 full course dishes.
The guests say "afsaneh, cheghadr zamat keshidi, dastet dard nakone"
My maman simply replys, "ghazaye khodemoone, harooz ein karo mikonim, zamati nadare ke"
MLIP.

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Mar 10, 2010 05:23 PM - Food - by Anonymous (Female)

Today, I went to therapy. I occasionally go every now and then to deal with my anxiety. Anyways, my mom wrote out a check for me.. and you know the part where you have to write what the check is for? Yeah, well my mom put "for trapy" me and my therapist were both confused. MLIP

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Feb 27, 2010 11:58 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (Female)

today I asked my dad if he could give me a ride and he kept going on and on about " ven I vas in Iran ve had to valk in de snow and rain vith messed ap shoes" then I asked for a laptop and he said, "ve did not have computer momputers back den. We had to pelay vith sticks. " MLIP.

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Feb 1, 2010 07:43 PM - Miscellaneous - by sabzi (Female)

Today, my dad was telling us what he wanted done when he passes away. He said "I Teenk I vaant to donatee myy orgasms" - he meant organs... it got awkward. MLIP

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Jan 30, 2010 10:10 PM - Health - by Anonymous (Female)

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