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Today I realized that one of my biggest life long dreams would be for mylifeispersian to get an iPhone app. If you agree with me and want an app vote areh your life is Persian. MLIP

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Jan 31, 2010 02:05 PM - Miscellaneous - by PepepepepepersianaBanana (Female)

I always have to explain to my non Iranian friends why there is a watering can in my bathroom. MLIP.

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Jan 30, 2010 01:16 PM - Miscellaneous - by aftabeh (Male)

My dads idea of exercise consists of walking two blocks while having tokhmeh. He says "khob hoselam saar meereh!" Mlip

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Mar 14, 2010 11:12 PM - Health - by sepideh (Female)

Today, my grandmother asked me four times if I wanted meeveh. I refused each time. Five minutes later, she brought me a massive plate of seeb, golabee, khiar, and huloo (beautifully prepared and arranged) and told me to finish it. MLIP.

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Jan 21, 2010 11:50 PM - Miscellaneous - by sortawhitey (Female)

Today, my dad started besh-ganding (the really loud persain snap type thing or whatever the hell it is) to the song Tik Tok by Kesha in the car. MLIP

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Jan 23, 2010 02:14 AM - Miscellaneous - by whitewashed (Female)

I created this website :) MLIP

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Dec 18, 2009 07:09 PM - Miscellaneous - by ali (Male)

Today I shaved...and now I have to shave again. MLIP

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Jan 7, 2010 12:06 AM - Health - by koon (Female)

Today, I asked my parents when I can date. They said after I get married. MLIP.

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Dec 29, 2009 12:32 AM - Love - by yo_yo_yom (Female)

Everytime my mom thinks im lying to her she says "jooneh amat!"

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Mar 2, 2010 07:57 PM - Miscellaneous - by Farisio (Male)

Emrooz, I was talking with the boy I like and we were discussing the movie "Prince of Persia". He then asked me, if that makes me the "Queen of Persian" . It took all of my willpower to not say "only to my madar". MLIP

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May 28, 2010 06:53 PM - Love - by dokhtarekhoob:P (Female)

Today, I asked my mom why persians are so cheap and she said "ve aren't cheap ve're esmart!". MLIP

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May 5, 2010 04:53 PM - Miscellaneous - by mousavi! (Female)

today,
I have never lived in Iran, I speak little persian, my english has a manchester accent,
but still I say I talked to someone on "eh-skyp-ee"

MLIP

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May 9, 2010 01:23 AM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (Male)

When I watch movies with my mom, she makes sure I close my eyes for all of the "sexy mexy" parts. I remind her that I'm 16 and I go to public school and I have already witnessed all things "sexy mexy". She responds: "ghalat kardi". MLIP

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Feb 2, 2010 02:25 AM - Love - by santagold (Female)

Emrooz Is my parents anniversary, instead of my dad buying a heart shaped box filled with chocolates, he buys a heart shaped box full of pistachio, almonds, and Kashus

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Jun 1, 2010 10:43 AM - Love - by Persianlikethecat (Male)

Today i showed my sefeed friend the iranian national anthem and the wedding knife dance on youtube...MLIP.

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May 11, 2010 06:47 AM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (Female)

my mom says "shet" instead of shit. MLIP

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May 9, 2010 03:11 PM - Kids - by varparideh (Female)

My grandmas diss to everything is Kos eh Amat.

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May 9, 2010 02:25 PM - Miscellaneous - by PERSIAN (Female)

Today, I taroffed with my sefeed friend and when she accepted, I thought she was being rude. MLIP.

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Dec 29, 2009 12:32 AM - Love - by yo_yo_yom (Female)

Today my friends came over to my house and when I asked what the occasion was, they said they were hungry. MLIP

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May 9, 2010 11:11 AM - Food - by goudarzifamily (Female)

Today at the shops a guy friend of mine waves at me, and as per usual my mum death stares him. Then questions me, boyfriendete? Kooja meetesh kardi? Tu madresate? When i say hes my friend, and no he's not from my school, she continues on, PAS CHEJURI MIDUNISH? Mum, you don't know all my friends, and no school isn't the only place you make friends lol . MLI(so)P

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May 28, 2010 11:21 PM - Love - by Persian (Female)

Today i was feeling really down my mom asks me"chera to khodeti"? I reply ashegh shodam she replys "ghalat kardi" MLIP

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May 21, 2010 03:27 PM - Love - by Anonymous (Male)

I went to a party.When I got back home after a couple of hours, I had 10 missed calls from my mother. The next day, my flatmate told me my mother had called her to ask where I was because she was worried. By the way, I am 40 years old!

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Jun 2, 2010 07:45 AM - Love - by Sogol (Female)

Our Thankgiving dinner consists of: Turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy, corn bread, ghormeh sabzi, lubia polo, and maast. MLIP

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Feb 14, 2010 12:01 PM - Food - by naytan (Male)

Today my friend Sam and I were working on our mountain bikes in the garage, while drinking beer and smoking a little mary-joowanna. My mom came out and started yelling at me for not offering him anything to eat. MLIP

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May 9, 2010 04:35 PM - Food - by goudarzifamily (Female)

I cannot wait to see the movie Prince of Persia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although, after seeing the trailer, it seems like they tried a lot to make it look like we are Egyptians, Indians, or Arabs....but whatever i'm really excited to see it!!!! MLIP!

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May 8, 2010 08:38 PM - Miscellaneous - by prince of persia!!! (Female)

me and the only other Persian girl at my school speak in a Persian accent all the time and when the whities try to do it too we just look at each other and laugh. MLIP

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May 7, 2010 07:40 PM - Miscellaneous - by sarahg (Female)

Emrooz, I realized that persian cats and persian people have a lot in common. Hair. MLIP

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May 9, 2010 11:21 PM - Miscellaneous - by persiansrcool (Female)

Me: "Like my makeup, mom?" My Mom: "digeh az in kara nemikonia alan daram behet migam! to khodet be in khoshkeli che lazem to een sen be arehesh dari? ke mardom poshte saret harf bezanan, huh?" I SWEAR TO GOD MLIP. :P

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May 7, 2010 07:28 PM - Miscellaneous - by nazijoonxo (Female)

When I was a little girl, I had a unibrow for which I was intensely made fun of(along with being hairy in general for a girl). When I cried to my parents, they said that all the other kids were just jealous and that abroo pavande (unibrows) are beautiful. MLIP.

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May 9, 2010 10:03 PM - Miscellaneous - by unibrow (Female)

Anytime we're watching American programming and something makes my baba burst out into laughter, he calls it "silly". But if it's a Persian program, then it's called intelligent humour.

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May 9, 2010 03:18 AM - Miscellaneous - by Miscellaneous (Female)

Today I came home from a long exhausting day at school only to wish to go back. Why? Because the walls in my house were vibrating from the satellite television being so loud and 670 KIRN am blasting from the radio and my grandmother yelling into the phone with one of her friends.MLIP.

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May 9, 2010 11:11 AM - Miscellaneous - by ugh (Female)

Today, I called my brother "stupid", and since we're not allowed to use that word, my mom back-handed me and told me to choke on my own blood. MLIP

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May 9, 2010 01:33 AM - Kids - by goudarzifamily (Female)

This is the email my mother sent me this evening:
Hi Mahar jan,

Here is Reza's email address. Please make sure drink more juice and water along with furites.

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May 9, 2010 03:12 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (Female)

My mom refers to every koran, japanese, chinese, thiland, kambodian, etc.. asian "Chini". Or "chesm badomi".. it gets so irritating lol. MLIP

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May 7, 2010 07:40 PM - Miscellaneous - by dokhtarkhareji (Female)

I tried to teach my parents correct pronounciations (such as the and will). Need I say more? MLIP

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May 9, 2010 11:55 AM - Miscellaneous - by fedup (Female)

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