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  • Name : sag joon
  • City/Country : Glendale, Botswana
  • Birthday : Jul 23, 1923
  • Gender : Female
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My high school had an open house tonight. My parents would have seen my amazing 3-D model of an atom, but they were too busy picking cherries from the trees on campus. MLIP

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I didn't realize I was old until I overheard my mom lying about my age to future 'khastegar' potentials. I'm 30 but according to her I'm 26. Then she can't understand why I REFUSE to pick up the phone on these misguided callers. Mlip

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Today, my mom tried to translate a word into Spanish, but she couldn't find the "English to Spanish" tab. She was looking for English to Espanish with an 'E'. MLIP.

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Today my mom yelled at me hardcore about how I transformed my 13 year old sister into a woman, because I let her shave her legs and underarms. It's almost summer, and I didn't want her to get made fun of like I was when my mom wouldn't let me shave at that age. There's no use arguing, she thinks this is Iran, and guys are gonna hit on her now because she is less hairy. MLIP.

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Today My U.S History teacher asked me what ethnicity am, I responded by saying Persian. Then she said "like the cat?"...

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My dogs are bilingual. MLIP.

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my mom is aloud to say somthing bad about the rap music I listen to, but if I say one thing about googoosh i'm screwed

 

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My parent still refer to Costco as Prize Club. The name changed over ten years ago. MLIP

 

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Today my friends came over to my house and when I asked what the occasion was, they said they were hungry. MLIP

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saleh peesh, me and my sister would visit my dad and in the summer we would go swimming in the pool outside, the pool would be busy with many other people from the 2 buildings on hot sunny days, ye rooz we stayed for couple hours and we see our dad walk in with his hairy chest holding a biiig container of polo and kabob with plates! MLIP

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Emrooz, my mom told me all her persian co-workers want a picture of me so they can find me a SHOHAR! MLIP

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Just because I got accepted to med school, my momon thinks I have to act like a doctor. She got mad at me on Saturday afternoon when I was wearing jeans and a t-shirt, saying, "David, you are in mehdicAL Eschool now, where is your khot sharvar?"

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Today I went on a hike with my dad...there were these beatuiful horses that passed us by on the trail...my dad asked the people riding, "what kind of horses are these?' as if he'd know the difference...they respond "Arabian" my dad turns to me and says "you know the Arabs stole the horses from the Persians"...i turned away laughing, and he was like "its true, they stole everything!!" MLIP

 

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Today, while driving in the car with my mother, a car cut us off. Expecting my mother to just let it slide, she began to increase her speed so she could be next to that car. Then, in attempt to flip the driver off, my mother raised her index finger and yelled "FAK OFF!" She looked very confident and satisfied. I was reluctant to tell her she had raise the wrong finger. Oh maman jan.... MLIP

 

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My dad's name is Kamran, and he introduces himself as Tony when meeting new people. MLIP

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today i called my mom and told her i wasn't feeling well. she ordered me to go to the store, buy turnips, and boil them til soft. I'm suppose to eat one everyday at lunch so i don't get sick. everyone at work is now dying to meet my persian mother and her boiled turnips. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (78) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (2)

Apr 30, 2010 12:32 PM - Food - by asal (Female)

 

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Everytime my mom wants to give me advice it is either quoted from the persian newspaper or Dr.Halequie on satellite tv.. MLIP

 

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Everytime we go to disneyland, universal studios, six flags, anything like that, my parents insist on packing food in our bags instead of buying "ashkhal mashkhal." So basically we have toperwares filled with food tucked in between clothes. We pass through the securities unnoticed, because we are persian and pros at smuggling food. MLIP

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Areh! Your Life Is Persian (183) - Na Baba! Your Life Is Not Persian (3)

Apr 30, 2010 12:13 PM - Food - by sag (Female)

 

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We were returning something at a store with my mum and my mamanbozorg who cant speak english. The lady at the shop says, "would you like your cash back?" My grandmother panicks and tells mum, "na, pashmak nagiriya, pooleto pas begir. pashmak be che dard mikhore?"

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