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Today, I slept with my blond girlfriend. I have no plans on marrying her. MLIP.

#16

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Dec 28, 2009 11:31 PM - Love - by perziannnn

I have a crush on a persian guy... MLIP!!!

#27

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Dec 29, 2009 05:56 PM - Love - by ;

The other night we had wraps for dinner and as I was rolling some beef into some pita bread, my dad goes, "Roll it like a joint!" MLIP.

#4295

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Feb 18, 2010 04:40 PM - Food - by Anonymous

One day, I asked my parents if they would rather me marry a Black Jewish guy or a Persian Muslim guy. My parents did not talk to me the rest of the day. MLIP.

#1318

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Jan 31, 2010 01:11 PM - Money - by bigchoss

While my dad and I were playing backgammon, my mom was changing the channels when she landed on soft-core porn. She contently watched it, until I yelled "avaz kon!". She repleid, "boro baba, pussy nabosh". MLIP

#3207

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Feb 9, 2010 08:25 PM - Miscellaneous - by baklava88

Today I disliked about half of the people I saw in the halls. I go to BHHS and they're all Persians who are full of themselves and think they're better than everyone else. MLIP

#97

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Jan 20, 2010 12:32 AM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous

Today, i told my new boyfriend i want to lose my virginity to him, yeah i dont count the other 6 times MLIP.

#2458

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Feb 6, 2010 01:06 AM - Love - by heghdah

Today my friend saw a penny on the floor, runs and screams PENNY, and puts it in her piggy bank for her 'homeless foundation'. Then, runs around screaming asking everyone for donations. MLIP

#651

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Jan 26, 2010 10:40 PM - Money - by bahar

today i used my girlfriend as a blanket. MLIP

#378

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Jan 23, 2010 09:10 PM - Miscellaneous - by perzndude

I eat pizza with ketchup...MLIP! :)

#33

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Jan 3, 2010 09:55 PM - Food - by ZzzZ

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